Name A Fish After Your Ex – For Valentine’s Day!

Was your ex-lover a ‘cold fish’?  Well, here’s your chance to give their name to a real fish – before it’s eaten by a bear.

An Oregon wildlife center is extending a special Valentine’s day offer – for $20, they’ll name a salmon after your ex before feeding it to two grizzly bears named Kodi & Yak.  They’ll even send you an official certificate and photo of Kodi & Yak enjoying their dinner.

The center says it’s a way for the heartbroken to get revenge after falling ‘hook, line, and sinker’ for the wrong person.